You know you are a runner when :
you wear a plastic sports watch with your dress clothes. you can remember a time from a race 4 years ago, but you can’t remember your spouse’s birthdays or your anniversary you are not embarassed to show someone where your hamstring “really” hurts you know your resting heart rate, maximum heart rate, and exactly what [...]
How old are you ?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty [...]





